Tags / One-Liners
September One-liners
New one-liners for September 2017.
May One-liners
New one-liners for May 2017.
February One-liners
New one-liners for February 2017.
Christmas Bonus: August Strindberg One-liners
Is Christmas getting you a bit too jolly? Then these nifty (and probably fake) August Strindberg one-liners might be what you need to get back to your normal, apathetic and semi-depressed self.
December One-liners
New one-liners for December 2016.
November One-liners
New one-liners for November 2016.
September One-liners
New one-liners for September 2016.
August One-Liners
New one-liners for August 2016.
July One-Liners
New one-liners for July 2016.
Bonus One-Liners: Muhammad Ali
Caution
It looks like you're using Google's Chrome browser, which records everything you do on the internet. Personally identifiable and sensitive information about you is then sold to the highest bidder, making you a part of surveillance capitalism.
The Contra Chrome comic explains why this is bad, and why you should use another browser.