New One-Liners

It’s long overdue, but here’s a few additions to the one-liners list.

It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you look when you play the game.
Monday is the root of all evil.
Does the noise in my head bother you?
It’s better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.
Time flies like a bullet. Fruit flies like a banana.
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool.
Canis meus it comedit. My dog ate it.
“If I misbehave and nobody sees me, that’s one less lie I’ll have to tell later.” - Dave Dunseath
Software is just like sex. One mistake and you end up giving lifetime support.
Hard work never killed anyone but why risk it?
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
If at first you do succeed try not to look astonished.
To err is human, to arr is pirate.
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” - Charles, Count Talleyrand
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
I used to be indecisive but I am not sure anymore.
Honk if you like peace and quiet.
“Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit.” - Mike Tyson
To err is hunam.
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
To be is to do - Socrates, To do is to be - Sartre, Do be do be do - Sinatra
I’m not mentally ill, I just have a problem with reality.
I don’t care who you are! Get those reindeers off my roof!
I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I need someone really bad! Are you really bad?
Living healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.
Whatever happens, ignore it all.
Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.

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Dino

2008-07-01 08:43:40 GMT

Hmm.. Since your old RSS-feed no longer filled my RSS-reader, I just assumed that your blog was dead as a dodo. Imagine my surprise when I stumble in here and find it in a buzzing state of activity!

And, you’re back in EVE, even. How is NIX these days?

Vegard Skjefstad

2008-07-01 18:17:02 GMT (post author)

NIX is a bit of a mess at the moment. During the last alliance mining op I attended, some NIX members began to lock on to, warp scramble and web Sylph haulers because they "stole their ore". There was a lot of bitching in local for quite some time.

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