March One-liners
Here are the March additions to the one-liners collection:
- A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
- Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
- I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. - Stephen King
- I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett
- I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra
- Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan
- My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
- Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J. Peter
- Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. - Ronald Reagan
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. - Oscar Levant
- There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. - Kevin James
- TV is chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
- When I go to a bar, I don’t go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. - David Brenner
- Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
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I like the one about the scottish cuisine. hehe… :-)
