June One-liners

Here are June’s additions to the one-liners collection:

• Be an optimist-at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Kennedy.
• “Compromise makes a good umbrella but a poor roof; it is a temporary expedient.” - James Russel Lowell
• “I have made mistakes, but have never made the mistake of claiming I never made one.” - James G. Bennet
• “I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.” - Anatole France
• “I use not only all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.” - Woodrow Wilson
• “Let everyone sweep in front of his own door, and the whole world will be clean.” - Göthe
• “My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.” - Ashleigh Brilliant
• “When you’re through changing, you’re through.” - Bruce Barton
• It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose.
• I sink, therefore I swam.
• I wouldn’t touch the imperial measuring system with a 3.048m pole.
• Maths and alcohol don’t mix. Please don’t drink and derive.
• “Better three hours too soon than a minute too late.” - William Shakespeare
• Where there’s a will, there’s an inheritance tax.
• Plan to be early, because you’ll always end up late.
• Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both.
• A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
• Murphy’s Law of Thermodynamics: Things get worse under pressure!
• A committee is a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.
• Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.