June One-Liners
Here’s the list of June’s additions to the one-liners listing:
- “In mathematics you don’t understand things. You just get used to them.” - Johann von Neumann
- Marriage is grand; divorce, a hundred grand.
- Only users loose drugs.
- “Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds.” - Albert Einstein
- Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
- I’m trying to see things from your point of view, but I can’t get my head that far up your ass.
- There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people who ask questions.
- You laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at you because you’re all the same.
- If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0.
As usual I got a few new one-liners by e-mail, in particular after the listing was featured on I Am Bored. I was looking at my Google Analytics reports and noticed a large visitor spike on June 11, when the number of visitors to the site was about twenty times the normal number. From I Am Bored, the link spread to a few similar sites. In the last month, the one-liners listing has received about 74% of the total number of visitors to the site. It’s interesting when a tiny part of the site becomes the main attraction.
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DinoNow seems to be the time to implement some google-adwords, and score the big buck$, Vegard! Oh, and I still think your posts are the main attraction.
I have played with the thought, but I’m afraid I’ll just realize how few visitors I’ve actually got. Besides, has anyone ever clicked on a Google advertisement?
KlasHow many one-liners do you have now?
479 - I also got a huge list from one guy that I have not had the time to browse through yet. I’ll probably get a few new from there.
Anonymous CowardYou have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be misquoted, then used against you.
