February One-liners, Part II
For various reasons, it’s been a slow year so far in terms of writing for me. To make up for it, here’s one of the easiest and probably most entertaining entries I write: More one-liners:
- Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers.
- I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.
- Gravity always gets me down.
- It’s bad luck to be superstitious.
- The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
- Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.
- Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
- “A word to the wise ain’t necessary - it’s the stupid ones that need the advice.” - Bill Cosby
- “Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.” - Red Skelton
- “I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me.” - Warren Buffett
- “Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” - Robin Williams
- “I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.” - Stephen Fry
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