February One-liners

Here are February’s additions to the one-liners collection.

• “A lie told often enough becomes the truth.” - Vladimir Lenin
• “Can a nation be free if it oppresses other nations? It cannot.” - Vladimir Lenin
• “Common sense is not so common.” - Voltaire
• “Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.” - Voltaire
• “I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.” - Voltaire
• “I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.” - W. C. Fields
• “I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do to it.” - W. C. Fields
• “It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.” - W. C. Fields
• “Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!” - W. C. Fields
• “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” - Warren Buffett
• “Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.” - Will Rogers
• “Thought is free.” - William Shakespeare
• “A conservative is a man who sits and thinks. Mostly sits.” - Woodrow Wilson
• “If you want to make enemies, try to change something.” - Woodrow Wilson
• “To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the loyal opposition.” - Woody Allen
• “Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.” - Yogi Berra
• “There are no traffic jams on the extra mile.” - Zig Ziglar
• I would rather tell you one truth you don’t like than to tell you a hundred lies you do like.