August One-Liners

I’ve added a few new one-liners to The Collection. I’ve also removed a few duplicates, not that easy to keep track of everything now that the collection is over 1100 one-liners.

• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• “There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.” - Warren Buffett
• Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
• “I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.” - Seasick Steve
• Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
• I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.
• The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
• Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.
• If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.
• I can handle pain until it hurts.
• Gravity always gets me down.
• “According to my best recollection, I don’t remember.” - Vincent “Jimmy Blue Eyes” Alo
• Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
• Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
• Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
• Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!
• I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember.